Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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