If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wanna passion pit in your ass
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
There's even glitter on my cock...
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