when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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