peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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