Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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