Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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