kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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