so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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