I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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