So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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