some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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