She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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