with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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