And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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