All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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