I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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