Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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