just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You need Xanax blowdarts
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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