yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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