I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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