How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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