Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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