But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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