Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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