I want to have your abortion
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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