32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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