i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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