So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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