I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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