Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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