i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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