my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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