yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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