ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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