that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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