I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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