On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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