I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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