so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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