But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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