Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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