We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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