well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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