summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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