do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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