If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I had to cum in my sink.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
do nipples grow back?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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