1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
