his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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