he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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