Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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