dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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