Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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