Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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