We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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