It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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