Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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