I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
420 ftw
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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